Blood of a Thousand Blushing Bishies
Headcanon Feferi and Eridan dream bubble conversation

hussieslips:

 -ERIDAN!! Wow is t)(at really you?!

 yeah fef i think wwere in a dream bubble

 HOW -EXCITING!!

 listen i knoww wweve been through a lot but i need you to knoww that i still lovve you

 How could you say that after you krilled me? 

 im not half the man i used to be

 Eridan. No.

turntechgodmode:

nougats:

act six!

…Is Dirk sparkling.

turntechgodmode:

nougats:

act six!

…Is Dirk sparkling.

destructivemusic:

Omg
daily-tumbles:

I recommend following this blog, you won’t regret it!
misha-sparkle:

pecha-poffin:

chocolatecroissants:

californiajones:

shrugging:

my cat kisses back

shrieks at how cute this is

FDKNGVKSEFDNMV 

incoherent shrieks of how adorable this is

djfhskdaaaa

misha-sparkle:

pecha-poffin:

chocolatecroissants:

californiajones:

shrugging:

my cat kisses back

shrieks at how cute this is

FDKNGVKSEFDNMV 

incoherent shrieks of how adorable this is

djfhskdaaaa

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

sher-lock says: this what all Russian jokes sound like to me regardless if they’re told in Russian or not

this is pretty much how Russian humour goes 

I don’t get it

(via sher-lock)

are you serious this is one of the funniest things I have ever read

(via misterstibbons)

If you hate me that much, Hummel… why are you stalking me?